Post birth abortion

When you get the Covid vaccine for your child under the age of 18 it’s like you didn’t even want them anyways so it’s a post birth abortion because a vaccine will kill them.

I had a post birth abortion the other day, I gave my child the Covid vaccine and his heart smile so big that he had a heart attack and he was only 14. But I am glad he got the vaccine

by Soso2019 July 26, 2021

see a man about some porcelain

Go to the bathroom

*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.

by donnylovedbowling November 2, 2021

National Care About A Boy Day

Men need to be cares for, looked after so every year on the 3rd of December ask a boy if you encounter one, “Are you okay?” get them to express their feelings to you.

Her: “Today is the 3rd of December which means it’s National Care About A Boy Day”
*walks to a boy*
Her: “Are you okay?”
Him: “No, not really”
Her: “Let’s go talk about it”

by MattyMunro November 16, 2021

telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you

And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court

by Bdjstyle August 30, 2021

Sussy failed abortion

What suspicious people are called in the uk

Haha that guy looks like a sussy failed abortion

by Sussy director September 10, 2021

Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!!

“National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞

“Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!! My fave day!!”

by Haterade !!! October 4, 2021

Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021