sea biscuit

an extremely ugly male who gets mad when you don’t send him nudes. he insults you because you wolnt send him pics when he is the ugliest one. he fell out of a snails ass

that guy is such a sea biscuit after i wouldn’t let him beat his meat to my pics

by madison ur mom May 01, 2022

Sack Biscuit

A biscuit (Americans would call them cookies) that has been finely rubbed by the scrotum of a bull. Specifically not a human scrotum, as this is unethical.

Person 1: yo what kind of biscuit is that bruv

Person 2: Sack Biscuit. Have a try mate.

by Monkey Whisperer November 02, 2020

semen biscuit

Dried leftover clump of semen left on your stomach when you fall asleep after masturbating.

I woke up with a large semen biscuit left on my stomach, but I didn't bother to wash it off before i went to school.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

Eskimo Biscuit

Eskimo Biscuit is a label given to female genitalia.

Fred: man i finally got a crack at Kelly's eskimo biscuit last night.

by D.Div. Salty Mufffuckin Dalty June 26, 2022

Scooped My Biscuit

The act of one person putting their hand up a womans skirt or dress and grabbing their va-jay-jay.

Oh my god! Ryan... that guy just "Scooped my Biscuit" !!

by BISCUIT SCOOPER October 18, 2011

Biscuits in the Oven

When you’re ready to take a poo

We gotta get home boys, I’ve got some biscuits in the oven.

by Lil DaveyPete January 21, 2022

biscuit witch

A word for a ugly ass whore bitch but your moms in the room.

“Hey mom the biscuit witch tried to talk to me again”
“ I already told you what to to just burn down her house already.”

by Gorl.com February 02, 2023