Taking the lizard out for a walk

To masturbate; jerking it

Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"

Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"

by NotShadogun August 23, 2019

MBWA (Managing by walking around)

MBWA ... is an art. However, it is an art that can probably be learned—and it is clearly unrelated to having an 'outgoing' personality. In fact, arguably the best wanderers are the introverts who start with the ability to listen, because listening ... is at the heart of effective MBWA.

Those guys are useless at EVERYTHING, except MBWA (Managing by walking around)!

You know those times when you are soooo busy yet all you do is MBWA (Managing by walking around)!?

by Office Space Guy September 18, 2017

spate sparkling walking stick

It is another way to say boner

"is that a spate sparkling walking stick in your pocket or are you excited to see me?"

by Raymond knowledge January 26, 2018

Old Man Walking Syndrome

An elder person who is 99% right, in regards to earthly things in the present and historical facts. Although 99% wrong about future events including( but not limited to) the fact that they are still alive after having “predicted” themselves dead for years.

Tom: “Old Mr. Higgins said that our economy is doomed to collapse in 3 weeks.”
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

Dancing, Walking, Rearranging Furniture

Something Carter Pewterschmidt does daily.

I am Carter and today we will be Dancing, Walking, Rearranging Furniture.

by >_<!!!!! February 28, 2023

Walk in through the exit door

Euphemism for booty time/anal

My man Josh gonna walk in through the exit door with Christa later.

by BlastHerMaster March 30, 2023

Hey I’m walking here

This is usually said by the crappy-feeling New Yorkers before their sixth cup of coffee.

Said wearing all black with New York accent.

BMW: Honks before the light is green while pedestrians are crossing on crosswalk

Pedestrian: Hey I’m walking here!

by NewYorkerThruAndThru August 25, 2022