The University of Adelaide 

Adelaide University was the 3rd university in Australia. It is the best University in South Australia, being everyones first preference. When entry is denied, people usually op for a less superiour University. Such as Flinders University or The university of South Australia.

Most students who attend this university are aware that it is superior. Some students may even appear snoby or rude about this fact.

Uni SA student: where do you go to uni?

Adelaide Uni student: I go to The University of Adelaide.

Uni SA student: wow, you must be smart.

The University of Adelaide by Hello_to_me_101 June 1, 2011

University of Alabama 

The University of Alabama is the greatest school in the country. Everyone should bow down to us and suck our dicks because if you don't attend the University of Alcohol you basically suck. Not only are our parties crazier than anywhere else, we've won 13 national championships so suck it.

Auburn sucks because they can't live up to the University of Alabama even though they try so hard.

University of Alabama by tightpussies May 1, 2010

xavier university 

Basically an extension of the nearby high schools (Elder, Moeller, and St Xavier), it is located on outskirts of the arm pit city of Cincinnati, Ohio. They have a good basketball team some years and that is the only reason that anyone living outside the Cincinnati metro area may have heard of the school. The students there know that it isn't a party school but promise that it is still "fun"...Don't blink on your visit here or you might miss the majority of the tour.

Xavier University Student 1: Hey bro, do you feel like going up to the University of Dayton to party this weekend?

Xavier University Student 2: Nah, let's just break out the Monopoly board again.

Xavier University Student 1: Great idea dudester!

xavier university by yeshQ November 7, 2011

Johns Hopkins University

A prestigious university located in Baltimore, Maryland more affectionately known as B-more. Its female population is far more attractive than its male counterpart whose average beauty ranking hovers somewhere around a 3, with the exception of the lacrosse team.

Person A: Where do you go to school?
Person B: Johns Hopkins University.
Person A: Oh are you going to be a doctor?
Person B: No, I'm majoring in philosophy.

Johns Hopkins University by Royce 207 October 11, 2005

Miami University 

A public university located in the small town of Oxford, Ohio, Miami University is a fairly large school that is often confused with University of Miami (located near the Florida city). Its athletic teams are known as the Redhawks and play in the Mid-American Conference, or MAC. A very high proportion of the student body belongs to a fraternity or sorority, which is somewhat unusual amongst Midwestern universities.

Miami supporters like to claim that it's a public ivy, and while there is a credited list of public ivies, it's fairly large and includes Ohio State University among dozens of others. Miami supporters also like to claim that Miami is the best public university in the state of Ohio; however, OSU is much better-known and consistently ranks above it in practically every college ranking publication. Most people outside of academia or the state of Ohio consistently confuse this school with the one in Florida.

Despite the fact that Miami University is a public, i.e. comparatively cheap, university in a reasonably diverse state, its student body is unusually white and wealthy. Miami University is an above-average university, nobody can reasonably dispute this. However, its superiority complex is ridiculous; there's nothing wrong with being the second-best public school in one of the most populated states in the country.

High School Senior 1: I'm pretty excited, I just got into Miami University!
High School Senior 2: Cool, I'm going to OSU in the fall.
HSS1: Dude, that sucks! I'll be going to a public ivy whooo!!!!
HSS2: WTF does that mean?
HSS1: That means it's the best school outside of Yale, MIT, Stanford, and Duke, dudebra!
HSS2: You realize that the ivy league is a sports conference; MIT, Stanford, and Duke are not in it, right?
HSS1: Look nerdbra, look at the college rankings! You're just jealous!
HSS2: I just looked up the US News and World Report. OSU: 53. Miami: 77.
HSS1: Look nerdbra, you're just jealous that you won't get to party with my frat bros, bra!
HSS2: This is getting ridiculous. I'm gonna go study for my AP test.
HSS1: Nerd!!!!!

Miami University by iLikeSoup February 16, 2010

Western Carolina University 

University, 45 minutes west of civilization, that has a huge drunken population of sex addicts, druggies, and generally moronic students. WCU=We Cant Understand

I graduated from Western Carolina University and work at McDonalds.

Western Carolina University by Bart D August 8, 2005

Stevenson University 

The real SU; a school filled with massive school pride and academics that are often overlooked by snobby kids who think you're only getting a good education if you're paying out your butthole for it. They give financial aid to almost everyone and are one of the only schools on the east coast to offer a specific career driven education. SU also has one of the highest job placement percentages within 6 months of graduation: around 97%, or 100% for medical technology majors.

A: I went to Stevenson University for my first two years but then I transferred to Johns Hopkins. I ended up transferring back for my last year.

B: Hopkins is a great University, pretentious or not.

A: It is on paper but the education and career focus here was way better, trust me.

Stevenson University by therealSU October 13, 2011