I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.
If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022
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Uncle blue

Nickname for The Police like pig or 12 most commonly used in Sweden.
by Storytelr December 06, 2018
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Uncle bro

Its the cool uncle , the cool cat, the fonz! the one thats single but all the nephews and nieces love him. He always brings a different girl to the parties and holidays. He’s always late to parties but as soon as he walks in the party gets lit. Usually wears a jean jacket with rolled up sleeves to show off his tattoos and 1001 bead bracelets. Always has a beard and mean demeanour look. Usually a chain smoker and scotch/soda to top it off.
Oh my god! UNCLE BRO IS HERE! The kids are gonna get lit!

OMG! Have you met my uncle bro? Hes a cool cat! When i become a uncle i want to be exactly like him.

Mommy!daddy! When i grow up, i want to be an uncle bro!
by Thebrotherofallbrothers March 31, 2020
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Sucky uncle

My sucky uncle ate all three bags of my Halloween candies , what an sucky uncle.
by (T) September 11, 2022
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Uncle Dan

Garry: "Oi Johno wanna get on the piss mate?"
John: "Sounds good Gaz let me run to uncle dan real quick."
by TooManyChromosomes November 15, 2023
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Uncle Dan's

AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH: Uncle Dan's: A prestigious bottle shop where even the bottles have stories – and most of them are true. Need a pick-me-up or a pour-me-over? they've got the cure for sobriety. Swing by and raise a glass... or twenty. Because at Uncle Dan's, drinking isn't just an option, it's a lifestyle choice.
"Yeeeeeeaaaah lads just parked up at ol uncle dan's, yeah nah yeah gonna smack down couple a tinnies later ayye."
by Themanhawk March 21, 2024
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Uncle Dan

The act of adopting a female in adolescence and then marrying her as soon as she is of legal age
He straight up pulled an uncle dan when he married his adopted daughter as soon as she was 18
by Msmith17192 January 19, 2019
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