An Uncle Huey

An Uncle Huey is when you want to show somebody a martial arts move and while showing them the martial arts move you accidentally kick them in the face or punch them in the dick.

I'm not letting you show me any moves anymore last time you pulled an uncle Huey and actually punched me in the dick.

by Yourmomsbigdady March 18, 2025

Uncle Suit

A uncle suit is a sweatsuit / tracksuit. But it’s more baggy and slouchy. The most important thing about an uncle suit is the top and bottom matches. Uncle suits can be made out of silk, cashmere, cotton, spandex, or anything as long as the top and bottom matches.

Person 1: “that’ a sexy uncle suit you got on!”

Person 2: “Thanks its monrow”

by Jhenè 🦋 June 7, 2024

An Uncle Peter

A selfish and uncaring person who only cares about themselves and no one else. They may also have violent and aggressive tendencies.

The criminal was a bit of an uncle Peter as he had robed an old lady.

by Ass cracker 56 June 11, 2024

Uncle Franked

The act of subjecting food, particularly kebabs, to a questionable culinary practice, this involves retrieving discarded kebab parts from the bin and reassembling them, replicating the controversial method practiced by a shop with the same name. It results in a meal with uncertain origins and potential gastrointestinal repercussions.

We ordered a kebab from that dodgy place down the road, and I swear they Uncle Franked it. I found bits of mystery meat in there that I'm pretty sure came straight from the bin.

by Suttleacees June 12, 2024

Uncle Howdy

He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us

He is nothing. He is all of us
He is nothing. He is all of us

Person 1: Dude, have you ever seen Uncle Howdy?
Person 2:

by Hello. ⭕ June 12, 2024

Rahim's Uncle

Rahim's uncle was found in Popeyes buying every single food for $5,000.
Rahim is a kid with Autism.

Rahim: HHEHEHHE
Rahim's Uncle: "Buying The Whole Shop"
Friends: Look its Rahim's Uncle
Rahim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by 🎃 The Professional Bomber 💣 June 17, 2024

Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024