Tree

A Giant Stone Age Dildo (watch out you might get splinters)

i love me some tree

by SheetMetal January 31, 2020

Tree

A fucking plant

I cut down a fuckuibn tree

by Toelicker764 July 1, 2020

trees

wired leefy boi that just blow around

i can still see you humping that trees

by ohhh hell yea May 2, 2019

Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five. Annoying but fun.

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.

by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021

Tree drilling

Means to fuck your best mate whilst fingering your arsehole

Yeah i was tree drilling with steve

by Big boy Neil May 7, 2019

i love trees

Either you mentally ill ..
or you think trees are your best friends because they produce oxygen, to be honest that’s true :)

Mental dude 1: I LOVE TREES
Mental dude 2: dude.. we are in a mental hospital room.

by iAteTheNoodles June 24, 2021

hanukkah tree

The candle thing that Jews light up on Hanukkah, but like, in the form of a tree.

"Did you see Abraham's Hanukkah Tree?"
"Ya, he must have gotten it from Jews R Us"

by #SuperJew March 3, 2016