Bastard sausage

A term to describe someone who has been very stupid, or idiotic at something but you aren't mad at them. You just want to call them out for the mistake that they made and how much of an idiot they are

Oh my god, how could you of done this. You are such a bastard sausage

by donkeyandshrek January 14, 2021

Sausage trap

When your stuck between going
Steady and booty call

Her:love you

You:......luv you to
*puts down phone

Bro:you still seeing that sausage trap.

Didn't you say she was a psycho?

You: yeah but she gives good head.....

by CaucasianAlien October 31, 2016

sausage cuffed

When he's trash, but you can't leave him bc he has good D.

A: I can't believe you and Josh are still together

B: I guess i'm just Sausage cuffed.

by _poortxby_ March 02, 2021

tart and sausage

what the british call period sex

“hey bro! is it her time of the month yet?” “yeah bro, i’m going for the tart and sausage tonight”

by myemm December 11, 2022

Double sausage

When you fucked yourself.

For example, when you get on the plane and forgot to bring a book and headphones. You double sausaged.

by Doublesausagequeen December 27, 2019

Sausage Slot

Vagina

She has a soggy sloppy slavering sausage slot

by Toastncheese June 25, 2021

sausage vagina

A vagina with huge lips that looks like there is a sausage on it.

Damn that girl has big ass sausage vagina!

by Dillon the Donger February 01, 2016