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Meat Head

A guy with a swollen head, or a the common jock. Also a man with no neck. The face, and chest meld together like chopmeat, there fore he is a meat head. Also a guy who works out to much, and has a disgustingly thick neck.
Kev is such a meat head.
by Virgin Of Luck June 26, 2006
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meat gazer

One who stares at a male's genitals.

Its origin may have come from the Cayman Islands from the legendary Richard Le Noir.
"Quitt" looking at my cock, you meat gazer
by Doolie May 5, 2004
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Tenderize the Meat

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.
Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.
by Aram A. February 24, 2008
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Meat Curtains

The meat curtain is often found with fur, hair or stubble - on rare occassions the nude silky smooth meat curtain can be found. The silky smooth meat curtain is more common in Brazil. Like all meat it should be cleaned before eating and best served tender moist and hot.
From a 70's Aussie Film Classic - set in Alice Springs - In the throws of passion Madge cries out 'part my meat curtains Gavin'
by CJRed October 14, 2004
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Meat Flinging

when you take the dick out fast and you cum ground meat and the "parter" eats it
"Meat Flinging is fun to do with Jadon
by Meat flinging April 26, 2016
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meat therapy

I'm so horny, I need some meat therapy
by Harass July 28, 2015
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meat haul

When multiple homies shove their dick in every part of one gal..
Yooo the squad meat hauled jessica last night! She was destroyed!
by Fulladatshit November 6, 2017
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