Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"
by Klockoline October 13, 2023
My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away
by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021
The process of requesting, typically through a social media outlet, that all legit friends and family call or text you with their numbers because your cellphone lost its contact due to damage or a software malfunction.
"Dude, why didn't you call me back yesterday?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
"I dropped my phone in the toilet and my contacts disappeared. Didn't you see the phone tree plea in my Facebook status?"
by wordmaestro September 16, 2011
In some high schools and colleges, a relatively large club or group of people who get together underneath campus trees in grassy areas and just talk. Members are often students with emotional or societal problems who get their feelings out with people who listen, much like a therapy session, except in a much more relaxed manner. Many times, conversations vary from these to much more random topics, and some societies have been known to have drug-high clubs inside of these, continuing with the so-called "healing," but this isn't too common.
"Loomis' Tree Society rep was yelling at everybody to join... I think it's supposed to be fun or something."
by Crazynerd October 01, 2009
"You know honey you telling our daughter that all she needs her daddy or dad is Kind of bad. Because She would have to keep expanding family tree at some point. If it's in her 20s or what cus she like 19 now you know?"
by 459395 March 19, 2023
by haddadoitonem December 19, 2023
Phrase
When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?
When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?
by * Boi with his dumb kids January 01, 2024