grannys tea towel holder

your asshole

by Clive October 8, 2003

You In Eye Tea Why

1 A confuzzling group words mushed together to make a powerful word called UNITY.
2 A jumble of words that take the majority of people a long period of time to understand/get it.
3 The words of a person who got tea in their eye and they are perplexed because they do not know why.

1 While I was walking down the street I saw a guy iwth a shirt that said "You In Eye Tea Why" I think he was some kind of hippie or something.
2 WTF does You In Eye Tea Why mean?? Holy crappers this is driving me nucking futs!!!
3 ....It's self explanitory ^...........

by Unknown Foreigner June 28, 2008

1970s Tea Towel Holder

An expression describing an arsehole fucked so ragged, it struggles to close.

Barry humped Stuart until his arsehole resembled a 1970s Tea Towel Holder.

by The Drizzla" February 4, 2009

Louisiana Tea Kettle

Stiking a red hot cattle brand into a woman's vagina until she screems

Doctor what happend??

louisiana tea kettled... god i'm jealous!

by PinkComet69 August 1, 2008

Tea Time Party Hoppers

A couple you see that are all over each other. It makes you wanna throw up. Extreme PDA.

Dude, You and your girlfriend are such Tea Time Party Hoppers. I never see you without you sucking face with her!

by pixiefreakofachild July 9, 2010

no tea no shade just lemonade

no gossip (tea) no being mean and roasting people (throwing shade) it's just lemonade! explained by me and created by Tana Mongeau

we are just friends no tea no shade just lemonade

by hiwelcometochilli's November 25, 2018

staten island ice tea

When your bartender soaks up all the shit on the bar and rings it out in your glass.

I was offered a staten island ice tea after I insulted the bartender.

by Edwaldo September 18, 2016