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grannys tea towel holder

by Clive October 8, 2003
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You In Eye Tea Why

1 A confuzzling group words mushed together to make a powerful word called UNITY.
2 A jumble of words that take the majority of people a long period of time to understand/get it.
3 The words of a person who got tea in their eye and they are perplexed because they do not know why.
1 While I was walking down the street I saw a guy iwth a shirt that said "You In Eye Tea Why" I think he was some kind of hippie or something.
2 WTF does You In Eye Tea Why mean?? Holy crappers this is driving me nucking futs!!!
3 ....It's self explanitory ^...........
by Unknown Foreigner June 28, 2008
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1970s Tea Towel Holder

An expression describing an arsehole fucked so ragged, it struggles to close.
Barry humped Stuart until his arsehole resembled a 1970s Tea Towel Holder.
by The Drizzla" February 4, 2009
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Louisiana Tea Kettle

Stiking a red hot cattle brand into a woman's vagina until she screems
Doctor what happend??

louisiana tea kettled... god i'm jealous!
by PinkComet69 August 1, 2008
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Southern Style Sweet Tea

This is a sex position in which the female lays down in the fetal position while the male puts both of his legs over her hips. The male proceeds to push down his penis into either the females rectum or vagina.
"I had a great Southern Style Sweet Tea with my boyfriend last night!"
by Datnigga666 January 12, 2017
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no tea no shade just lemonade

no gossip (tea) no being mean and roasting people (throwing shade) it's just lemonade! explained by me and created by Tana Mongeau
by hiwelcometochilli's November 25, 2018
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to Twisted tea can somebody

To put someone back in their place when they're being verbally aggressive by smacking them on the face with whatever object you can find in front of you so hard that their soul temporarily leaves their body. It's much better if it's an actual Twisted tea can, but it can be any object you quickly use as a weapon to hit someone in the face really hard.
Based on the popular video of a black guy smacking a white racist asshole who wouldn't stop saying the n word, filmed in Elyria, Ohio, in December 2020.
That guy keeps starting shit calling me slurs. I'm gonna Twisted tea can him one of these days!

2020 has me so tired, man. Too much ignorance. It makes me want to Twisted tea can somebody!
by thebackroomsentity93 December 29, 2020
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