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Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.
(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)
by FarmerDale June 11, 2021
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Cow

Person 838372: look! A cow!!
Person 8338828: thats a nice cow!
Cow: moooo
by Porygon3000 October 9, 2020
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Cow

by Lex09 August 2, 2022
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Hanging Cow

Hanging Cow is something you say you can do to impress a naive crowd. It has no meaning other than sounding impressive.
I'm known for Hanging Cow. I've been told I Hang the meanest Cow in Montreal, but you should see what shit they do in Vancouver.
by Loomisam August 7, 2022
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a cow a cow

A phrase in Hebrew that means to take things one at a time, little by little.
Usually said in contrast of doing everything all at once.

Pronounced pará pará
Him: Let's try to solve everything at once.
Me, an intellectual: Wait! A cow a cow!
by MMMx2 June 14, 2022
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Cow

1: Female bovine whose counterpart is a bull.
2: Victorian insult for an uncouth woman.
3: IM shorthand for coward.
4: Female media personality who writes hit pieces on other women and their families, just to get ahead in the media industry. Popularized by the hit T.V. show "Ugly Betty".
1: That cow sure is eating a lot of grass.
2: Look at that drunken woman cussing like a sailor, she's nothing but a cow.
3: Did you see that cow blocked me after talking shit?
4: I can't believe that cow wrote all those lies about J. K. Rowling.
by The Prince Orono December 14, 2021
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chewbacca cow

when you ejaculate in a girls mouth and squeeze her nipples really hard so milk sprays while she screams and gurgles to sound like chewbacca
woah bro jessica was a total chewbacca cow last night
by niggersaur March 14, 2022
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