When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024

Ask the cow!

The antithesis of “no shit, Sherlock!” Used when someone asks you something you obviously wouldn’t know/ have no clue about. A cow would know just as much as you would if asked the same question.

I don’t fucking know man! Ask the cow!

by Lemonysnicketsdaughter April 20, 2024

Get up on that cow!

Go faster and get your stuff together

You’re going to slow it’s a highway, Get up on that cow!

by Cash money 200 April 25, 2024

Cow Town

what you say when you plan on doing something in 45 minutes time.

“yo karim when r u sleeping ?” “shiiiiii probably in abt a cow town. “

by FuadFoamCannon April 26, 2024

Cow Riding Butt Fuck

This is the Female version of “Bull Riding Butt Fuck” in which you climb on top of a woman with a knot around targets nipples, and stick your penis into their Butthole or Vagina.
Made in an Xbox party by DarkestFo with Bacon and Youngcinamon

“Shut up Lacy Stanley or I'm going to Cow Riding Butt Fuck you”

by Eansolo April 27, 2024

save a cow milk a milkman

it means to use the milkmans semen and not milk a cow

have you seen the milkman from thats not my neighborhood? save a cow milk a milkman am i right?

by bluea May 7, 2024

Cow tipping state

A cow tipping state is any state such as Utah, Montana, Nebraska etc… where a group of boys on a Friday night would have nothing fun to do other than go cow tipping.

God I hate being in Ohio… it’s such a cow tipping state!

by happycaptain May 10, 2024