Soggy Biscuit

A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.

Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit

by Britishslang February 6, 2025

take a biscuit

Becoming a slang phrase for “take a shit” in South Africa.

I’m going to take a biscuit

by Stephzsz January 14, 2018

Stumble Biscuits

Pill that make you water artificial plants

Granny is watering the artificial plants again. Those are some good stumble Biscuits.

by Gurthang September 15, 2020

Biscuit

A biscuit or cookie is another name for a female's vagina, it is used because the vagina has two lips which can be the biscuit and whatever you put in between (chocolate, cream or any type of flavored edible you can put in/on a biscuit) the biscuit

"I heard that one girl is into biscuits."

by WTF Italian Stallion June 22, 2021

Biscuit Baby

A white baby

Look at that cute lil biscuit baby!

by BrittanyAlexia09 July 6, 2021

biscuit punch

a punch, kick or whack to the crotch area, vagina or bush. For a male, this would be a penis punch.

Careful, bitch or I'll biscuit punch you and you'll walk funny for weeks!

by browneyes1623 March 10, 2017

Chili Biscuit

A slur or derogatory term for a homosexual man. Can be shortened to “chili”

1) *gay men walk into a bank*
Bank Manager: look at these chili biscuits

by Mr. Cheek Clapper December 7, 2021