Rusty Middletown

When you go down to give head on a man or a woman and there’s poop on the gooch area

Him: Yo idk if this girl knows how to wipe I went to go eat her out and I got my tongue hit a Rusty Middletown
Her: I was blowing Steve and when I went to suck his balls I noticed he had a Rusty Middletown

by Baby giant June 22, 2023

Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.

Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!

by Paddy V December 30, 2024

Rusty Trawler

When a girl gives you a BJ in a car

That hot girl from work gave me a Rusty Trawler last night

by tsmith November 29, 2014

Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme

The act of shoving your balls up your asshole, then getting a girl to suck ur dick, and while she's not paying attention you fart your poopy nutsack out of your ass so it swings forward hits her in the face. A properly executed Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme involves trying your best to not shit on the floor during the act of farting your balls out of your asshole.

NOTE: To impress the ladies even more, it is common practice to get your penis AND your ballsack in your own asshole.

-I heard Liam gave Brooks a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme on the bathroom floor last night, and he accidentally shit himself!
-Last night, Tom decided to hit me with a Rusty Wrecking Ball Supreme, and I STILL have poop on my nose!

by Asshole11 February 6, 2024

Rusty Butler

V. The act of performing coitus with an individual wearing a penguin suit in an ambulance.

I received a rusty butler the other day.

My girlfriend and I tried a rusty butler last weekend and now I'm never going back.

by SurferDuck December 22, 2019

Rusty

the coolest person you will ever meet like EVER. talks a lot so sometimes it’s acceptable to tell him to shut the fuck up but if you like listening then trust me you will never get bored. Has a lot of things on her mind hahaha...

“who’s this annoying bitch? she won’t stop texting me...”

“oh... that’s just Rusty, ignore him.”

by rusteesp00n July 12, 2021

rusty mary

The act of slurping tomato juice from a gaping vagina.

John gave cindy a Rusty Mary last night

by supermonkeybloke October 28, 2014