Granola bar

The only thing that can sustain a friendship with a C2.

Person 949632q: Why does C2 keep forcing me to give him granola bars? Isn't one enough?

Person 1:

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 21, 2021

Touch Bar

bring it back Apple we would gladly pay extra

the Touch Bar needs to come back to the macbooks

by why are russian girls so cute October 21, 2025

Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.

Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.

by jentlemangack December 4, 2020

so-bar

Used to describe sobriety as an ability to speak full sentences that make sense and have meaning, when you are in actual fact still drunk.

I likkkkke it whennnn you’re so-bar and say nice things to me.

by giantstirring May 1, 2022

string and bar

where one thefts a single cheese string and gronola bar before an event which is very important. it makes you cool and seem smart because bringing food before an event is key when going to class or work.

some examples are, “hey guys, wait up! i need to go grab some string and bar before we head to class.” or “did you see ellie and phoenix? they brought string and bar to class. i wish i would’ve thought of that. instead i’m a loser and nobody likes me.”

by bigdong488 February 21, 2020

bar

Person A: You wanna go to a bar?
Person B: oh naw I am kool.
Person A: I am talking about the drinking bar...

Person B: Oh I thought you were talking about the other bar, you know, cuz I got plenti.. you know what never mind.

Person A: ....

no bar tonight? no, no bar man no bars.

by fujitoro August 26, 2020

Bar

They are the most perfect person the world have ever seen. A book worm, Loves anime, over sized t-shirts. Quirky and smart. They are super chill and love some alone time and you can trust them to be the best friend whenever you're with them.
A hot piece of ass. If you meet them in omegele, you're in for a treat.
Always has a line of boys/ girls wanting to date them.

All my are horrible, I need a bar in my life.

by Mip 700 November 24, 2021