timber shit

When a solid shit bottoms out in the toilet bowl just as it breaks free from your sphincter and falls like a tree. Oftentimes it falls forward and grazes the back of your ball sack, leaving a scuff mark.

"I had to wipe pucker pudding off my ballbag after the timber shit I just dropped."

by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020

Shit's Hard

Sometimes the only thing you can say to a friend who is getting their ass handed to them by life.

"Hey, how you doing?"
"Not great. I've had three colds this month, I'm broke, I'm not getting laid, I've gained thirty pounds, and the whole world is falling apart."
"Yeah... shit's hard, man."

by Little Walnut October 3, 2017

Shit in the mud

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything

Edison is such a shit in the mud

by K.L.A October 30, 2020

Shit Plow

In football, or any other contact sport when someone gets the shit knocked out of them by an opponent. Usually occurs unexpectedly & causes coma-like symptoms.

You can receive a Shit Plow by getting a clothesline unexpectedly too.

Damn!!! Did you see Donny get shit plowed? He didn’t see it coming!

by Dawn Keebals January 13, 2020

Shit's on the Horizon

A phrase used to express that something bad is on the way, or something terrible is about to happen, bad news, unfavorable situation developing etc

Shit's on the Horizon

worker 1) "Hey man, are you going to the game tonight?"
worker 2) "Yeah I hope to be....."

(Boss is making his way over)
worker 1) "Oh no, shit's on the horizon"

Lady 1) "Does the weather look like it might rain at our BBQ?"
Lady 2) "Lets just say the shit's on the horizon"

by Foot Juice Solutions July 7, 2010

Shit of wisdom

The shit of wisdom is when you need advise/wisdom the shit will come to you and if it is clean it, it is a yes and if it runny it is a no

I don't know what to do so hold up while i take the shit of wisdom

by MrStealyoWhip May 12, 2019

Dibonic Shit

The most horrendus, ghastly, smelly, retarded, gooey, raging, shitty shit on the face of the planet. God help you if you know someone that takes these kinds of shits.

Shawndavious: Ay man, listen I understand you taking a big dump in there, but you gotta get out of my bathroom eventually.

David: Alright man, I'm out! Thanks for letting me use your toilet, I was holding that in for 9 days!

Shawndavious: It's cool man-*Smells something Dibonic* MAN WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? BOY DID YOU TAKE A DIBONIC SHIT!?!

David: Yeah.... sorry man, hey I mean Febreze is on sale?

*Shawndavious pulls out a glock and shoots and kills David. He then proceeds to strap dibonic explosives to himself and blows up.

by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER December 26, 2022