Running Windows '98

If someone is not understanding simple things easily and/or is physically slow and not energized, he/she is running Windows '98. *It helps to know if the person is usually smart and/or physically quick to make the judgement justified.*

*It is early in the morning*
What is 100 squared?
-Uhhh....
You need a reboot, stop running windows '98

Coach, I dont feel like running a mile today.
-Windows '98 wont help you win the game next week.

dumb, dumbass, idiot, retard, lazy, tired

by Fresh Prince Kenya March 22, 2012

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bull run middle

If you want to go to a Fucking school full of Whores and STDS from white sluts go to bull run

Bull run middle is a jail so if u like that go there

by mf2001perioft August 22, 2019

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Double Hit and Run

When a car crash causes a consecutive car crash and either one, two, or all three of the cars flee the scene.

Daniel: Hey, did you hear that Aaron got into a double hit and run yesterday?
Craig: No! What happened?
Daniel: So Aaron was driving through an intersection, and a huge Ford F-250 ran a red light and smashed right into his car. That caused a Toyota sedan behind him to rear-end him. Both cars drove away, leaving poor Aaron's car destroyed. He had to pay for it all himself!
Craig: That's awful!

by Suboptimal_Crumb May 07, 2020

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Society Runs Backwards

The greatest and most transcendent podcast of All Time. The podcast features interviews with Influencers, Athletes, Entrepreneurs, and Comedians. The name of the podcast, “Society Runs Backwards” is up for interpretation.

Chick: OMG the Tana Mongeau Pod is sooo funny!
The Boys: You just haven’t hopped on that Society Runs Backwards Podcast🥱
Chick: Whats that?💁 ♀️
The Boys: SHEEEE it’s almost 2023, were done here🤬

by sepakdacrack August 09, 2022

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