Road-burned bratwurst

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction

Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013

Christie Road

Literally the most Green Day song ever. No seriously, it's literally about Billie Joe Armstrong smoking grass at Christie Road.

Give me something to do to kill some time
Take me to that place that I call home
Take away the strains of being lonely
Take me to the tracks at Christie Road 🎶

by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025

savory road

Savory road is the most dangerous street in NE28, if you live here you either are a dealer or grow in your loft.
If you live here you are clearly hard as fuck.

Woah dont mess with him he lives on savory road

by chaza dazza May 11, 2019

Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless

"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"

by T4Y March 16, 2021

road dog

An alcoholic beverage enjoyed while driving

We're out here in the middle of Wyoming on this nice country road, time for a road dog.

by ScootayBootay June 24, 2020

google road

Unusual, and often unpractical road suggested by Google maps that's supposed to slighly shorten your itinerary but you regret taking

Sorry, I got stuck on a Google road again

by P_djay September 1, 2018

Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road

Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023