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Septum Ring Theory

The actual origin of the Septum Ring Theory stems from the belief that when someone experiences trauma — especially something that made them feel powerless, violated, or unseen — they often search for ways to reclaim agency over their body or narrative.

The septum piercing is particularly striking because:
• It’s central on the face — hard to miss.
• It’s reversible (can be hidden or removed), offering flexibility.
• It has cultural associations with rebellion, nonconformity, and strength.

So, wearing one can become a kind of armor or badge — a visible reminder: “I’ve survived something, and I’m not the same.” It turns internal pain into an external identity marker that others can see, but only the wearer truly understands the meaning behind.

In current use, The Septum Piercing Theory denotes unnecessary aggression on social media stemming from someone who has made their trauma a part of their identity.
The Septum Ring Theory never fails. Look at this unhinged cow rant about the way her ex left her. I can see why now.
by Meluckycharms2 October 9, 2025
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Italian ring finger

An act of intimacy performed the night following an Italian wedding where the bride fingers the grooms asshole
“You ready for your Italian ring finger tonight?”

“Yes Italian wife, I love you.”
by anonymous September 8, 2020
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Panini Ring

A cock ring made of Panini bread, specifically used during gay Italian sex, or just gay sex between men that wanna spice things up in the bedroom.
I ate the Panini Ring off my boyfriend's chode last night, it was the raunchiest sex we've ever had.
by The One True Material Gworl April 24, 2022
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Ring Around the Moon

More or less, when someone doesn't wipe well enough after a poo.
I went to pay attention to her bicycle spoke, but she had a ring around the moon.
by ProbablyErin October 10, 2014
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Double Dutch Ring

when 2 men put their fingers in each other's bottom. originated in Westhill
let's do a double Dutch ring tonight....
by dory999 October 7, 2018
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Segregation Rings

A euphemism for the New York Yankees’ 27 championships indicating their insignificance in the modern baseball era.
Person 1: We have 27 rings, that’s way more than your team has.
Person 2: No one cares about your segregation rings bro.
by David Donald June 23, 2024
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ring kiss

It is a kiss in the mouth between members of La Cosa Nostra, means that you have fallen in disgrace before the eyes of the capo, which lengthens the meaning of death.
So is this is aring kiss” or a “good bye”?
by paconaranjo January 7, 2018
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