road rules

One more dumb way that the government tries to control us.
Bush: "I think that we should have road rules so I cantrol these freaks even more than I already do."
by Bob July 23, 2003
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road rules

The term used when you have to decide just what you wanna' do to the guy in the next lane that just cut you off, and almost killed you.
"That's it! Road Rules apply, and now it's my turn.."
by satternut July 18, 2003
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road rules

God dang tree loving hippies that made this bullshit up so as their precious tree's dont get smashed in half by some crazy drunk driver.
Swedish (hippies) couple traving in the desert with 1 tree in sight. So they drove straight into it, out of ignorance to get the road speed limit reduced at the sacrafice of 1 tree to save many more
by "Ben"© July 16, 2003
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road rules

A show where a bunch of guys and girls do these crazy missions where they can almost lose their life....or a prize...or their pride...whichever.
Did you see Road Rules last night? Yeah Becky got hurt! Yeah, so everyone was pissed, coz like now she can't compete in the next mission.
by ~Moni~ July 23, 2003
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road pony

An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.
by Capitalsallaround May 20, 2017
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Sheil Road Wheelie

A sick wheelie you pull on your BMX cruising down Sheil cos your so excited that you’re going to meet your dealer and finally get your fix
Lad 1 “Did u see Leanne fly past then lad! She was pulling the sickest Sheil Road Wheelie I’ve ever seen”

Lad 2 “ahhh she must be buzzing to get her fix the mad cunt
by LeanneTheBMXQuestMaster February 11, 2021
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Road comrade

When you are on the bus and get stopped at a red light, and another bus pulls up in the lane next to you. The driver is a road comrade, and your driver will salute them in respect, and if you are lucky, will start speaking fluent Russian. Witnessing the interaction between a bus driver and a road comrade is said to bring about joyous and happy times to come.
As the bus stopped at the pedestrian crossing, my bus driver saluted a pulled up road comrade with a few Russian phrases before continuing on his way.
by Vladimir Gluten June 27, 2021
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