Angry pirate

when you place your ball bag on your woman's eye like an eye patch and shit in her mouth, while drinking Capt. Morgan's .

Bruce favorite way to get back at his wife is to angry pirate her.

by Railrdr October 29, 2020

Snatch Pirate

To steal and have sex with another's girlfriend.

Guy One: Hey dude, where is Cindy?

Guy Two: She left me for Jack, he's such a snatch pirate.

by Pirata May 31, 2018

Road Pirate

A road pirate is someone who buys and daily drives an ex police vehicle and purposefully makes the vehicle look as close to a active duty police vehicle as possible to scare people on the road.

I thought there was a cop behind me about to pull me over, but it was just a Road Pirate.

by MoxieSoda_ February 10, 2023

pirate feet

What the bottom of your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet in the Disney ride the Pirates of Caribbean.

“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”

by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

Nigger-rich pirate

A colorful adjective/phrase pertaining to individuals receiving a large sum of money via settlement, stolen lottery vouchers, or life insurance policy payouts. Often times the money-monger is associated with wives trying to deplete their husband’s equity through divorce. This is due to their consistent unemployment throughout decades and unwilling nature to become a productive member towards society. Those afflicted with this condition will immediately resort to companionship with multiple partners while being married. Oddly enough, those partners include lumberjacks and narcotics abusers. Constant validation from others is a must because well, what do you expect pieces of shit to do???

Therapist : “Sir your wife has a condition commonly known as BPD”

Husband : “Naaaaahh!!! That’s just her nigger-rich pirate ways man. She sure is pretty though

by Ivehadenuff April 30, 2023

hair pirate

When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.

Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.

by sassoon May 2, 2011

Angry Pirate

A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.

Did you hear about Jessica, I'm pretty sure John made her an angry pirate

by Little T Big P May 8, 2019