pee

Pee is a liquid that comes out of your private part it can sometimes be red because of your period :/

I have to go pee right quick hold up

by Mellllon June 27, 2020

Split Pee Soup

When you're taking a piss but your stream splits into two.
Bonus points for unintended splashing.

Excuse me for a moment, I have to go make some split pee soup.

by seeamanaboutahorse November 27, 2024

pee

when you eat some cheese really slowly

damn, he can really pee.

by Thelogicalnutsack September 24, 2020

! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992

Coolest hottest(faggiest) amazingest piss kinker ever!!!!

Person 1:“Hey do you know who ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 is?”

Person 2: “yeah and they’re a loser”
Person 1: “JUMP THEM!!!!”
*person 2 gets jumped for not liking ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992*
Person 1: “deserved”

! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992: “you are a good person, Person 1”
Person 1: “OMG ! Marpissa (Mar-Pee-Zah)#1992 CALLED ME A GOOD PERSON”

by Fagusteiwgeishsnebek May 10, 2022

Pee Stain

Some dude from Missouri that pisses on people when they are sleeping.

GET OFF ME PEE STAIN!

by dessaesthetic January 24, 2023

split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.

Remember to eat your split pees.

by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011

pleasure pee

if u want to pleasure yourself while peeing just stick you finger in your belly button and just wiggle it all around

hold on kyle im gonna pleasure pee for a bit

by busternut69420 January 13, 2020