Staff Punching Bag

So any with name connor on a staff team is gay and is a punching bag

The Staff Punching Bag was destroyed by Jimmy, Jimmy carried on beat him and demoted hes ass due to being gay

by Trooper_Riggs February 10, 2020

One Punch Bilbaoman

An Argentine fraud who punched Bilbao player in Supercopa de España Final 2021 because he was losing. He was sent off and lost the final LOL.

Let's punch him just like One Punch Bilbaoman.

by I love Mobile Legend March 4, 2021

Punch some cones

To smoke a bong.

"So, what do you think about the isolation?" -

"Yeah, just gonna lock myself in and just, uhm, punch some cones for a couple o' days."

by ElzearYoung December 3, 2020

cock punching migraine

bad planning and a stupid idea all rolled into one. first sleeping for so long you wake up with a massive migraine you dont know what to do when you wake up. that when you wake up and have a massive hard on, your first idea is to punch your hard on as hard as you can.

dude i slept for twenty four hours and when i woke up i had a cock punching migraine, so i punched my cock and went to sleep for another eight hours. god my dick hurts

by Dopeldog January 15, 2011

Mongolian Mega Punch

When you stick one fist in a girl's vagina and the other in her anus. Then you lift her up like a bow and arrow and point her at a target, acting like your shooting an actual bow and arrow shouting Harukan! Harukan!

Susie: Gess what?
Mary: What?
Susie:Myboyfriend gave me a mongolian mega punch last night
Mary:Ahhhhhhhhh lucky!!!

by Lucas Reeves April 4, 2010

Atomic Donkey Punch

The atomic donkey punch is very similar to the brass donkey punch. For you will be doing your girl doggy style and as you are about to climax you will punch her in the back of the head in order to make your vaginal wall muscles tighten to better your orgasm, but with the atomic donkey punch you use a an aluminium baseball bat which is even better.

It was sweet, I gave her an atomic donkey punch then was able to get a nap in before she woke up.

by Rodney May 5, 2005

Shanghai Gut Punch

The act of ejaculating into the mouth of your partner during sex, then punching them in the stomach afterwards so they throw up all of the sperm that they just swallowed.

Billy: I got up to some dirty shit last night with that hooker man.
Andy: What do you mean?
Billy: I gave her a Shanghai Gut Punch
Andy: You sick fuck

by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013