Hard Pipe Hittin' Nigga

Someone not to be messed with.

I'm gonna call me a couple a Hard Pipe Hittin' Niggas, to go to work on the Homes here....with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.(Pulp Fiction)

by Rico S. Uave January 5, 2006

Hard Pee Pee

Some one who is excited or happy.

Kelbdog gets hard pee pee watching surfing videos.

by J-Bawlz September 27, 2008

Checks some hard pizza

When something is really awesome or amazing it "checks some hard pizza". Meaning it could compete or 'check' against a really good slice of pizza (which is one of the best foods on earth).

Mike's an amazing snowboarder, that jump he just did checks some hard pizza.

by pusdoname December 16, 2008

hard work, no bubble-gum

Doing an excellent job or task continuously over a long
period of time = hard work

Not receiving your proper compensation either monies or
recognition = no bubble gum

Taken advantage of.

Doing your job well over time?
Working harder and earning less?
That's Hard Work, No Bubble-gum.

by Clifton Hoke December 11, 2007

working hard or hardly working

A pathetic attempt at word play and stock phrase of the middle-management careerist asswipe. Often accompanied by finger guns. Bang bang.

Supervisor: You working hard, Joe?
Joe: Yes.
Supervisor: Working hard or hardly working? Hahaha!
Joe: GO FUCK YOURSELF.

by cubiclejoe April 20, 2007

Laugh Your Dick Hard

1) to laugh so much that your dick gets hard
2) to get a hard-on or erection from a dirty or kinky joke
Acronym: LYDH

Pete: This joke will really Laugh Your Dick Hard.
Pete: How do rednecks tell if a girl is old enough to marry?
Joe: I don't know.
Pete: Stand her in a barrel. If her head is above the rim, she's old enough. If it isn't above the rim, cut the barrel down a little.
Joe: HA-HA-HA

by galen_gris October 26, 2011

Argh that makes me hard

From a song.
1) Used as a funny way of saying argh.
2) Used as a comeback to do with getting a boner.
3) Used whenever you want.

1) P1: "You left your bag on the bus."
P2: "Argh that makes me hard!"

2) P1: "Yo did you see how the wind lifted up that chicks skirt!?"
P2: "Yessssss shes HOT!"
P1: "Argh that makes me hard!"

3) P1: "Hmmm I'm really bored..."
P2: "Argh that makes me hard!"

by dkjbds October 16, 2008