Ninja Licker 

-A person who is disliked in many ways.

"Your a 'ninja licker'" said to the store owner. "I want my refund."

Ninja Licker by Nate E116 May 22, 2009

Ninja Goggles 

When a ninja gets so drunk he or she fucks a pirate. The opposite of pirate goggles.

So we went to this dive bar by the docks for New Years. Big mistake. I got so drunk I thought I met this cute ninja chick, but I was just wearing ninja goggles. I woke up the next morning to the sound of a fucking parrot snoring "byarr."

Ninja Goggles by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

Ninja poo 

Noun 1. When any person calls another for the purpose of taking a shit on the phone without them knowing.

Noun 2. Taking a shit on the phone without their knowledge by masking unpleasant sounds with casual conversation.

1. Chris calls John on the phone, they share casual conversation. Chris needs to take a shit but does not want to pause the conversation. Chris covers loud grunting sounds as they chat committing a "ninja poo".

2. Chris and Shelly chat on the phone when the urge to shit comes upon Chris. Shelly does not give the opportunity for a break rather than shit his pants Chris masks his sounds with a strategically placed loud "I AGREE or YES PERFECT" thus committing a ninja poo.

3. A ninja poo begins with the pants doping as the cheeks touch the seat and ends when the shit covered toilet paper hits the water or when the toilet flushes if there is no paper. All actions must be preformed on the phone.

Ninja poo by Chris and John (Toronto) February 13, 2010

Ninja Itch 

An itch that you can not find.

For example, Your arm feels itchy but when you scratch it you realise your arm isn't itchy - it feels it - and the itch is realy on some other part of the body. And we all know how stealthy ninjas are, so this is realy a "Ninja Itch".

Ninja Itch by Karimuru March 28, 2010

ninja monkey 

a monkey ninja

did you see that ninja monkey "bam"

ninja monkey by Ninja monkey man May 10, 2010

ninjafatballz 

The coolest motherfucker ever on the internet.

yo bitchface who is that cool mofo?
Oh that NINJAFATBALLZ!

ninjafatballz by Ninjafatballz August 14, 2010

ninja jasmin 

A really hot chick, usually with curly hair and dark skin. An excellent girlfriend, careing, loving and positive all the time.

wow.. that girl is such a ninja jasmin

ninja jasmin by zoexy October 22, 2010