Mike

A criminal who's not to be trusted

Don't trust anything you see on TV, Mike is a criminal.

by Number 1 rated salesman 1997 April 29, 2022

Mikelis

Hottest man in existance, honestly, massive penis aswell, made my legs shake. If you want an awesome boyfriend, text Mikelis, he won't dissapoint. Best guy on earth!

Who is that?
Thats Mikelis!
Who is he?
Only the best boyfriend and best looking man on earth, god I wish I could have him.
Honestly, you are right, he is hot.

by balandey February 28, 2022

Mike

Mike the meme editor

Mikewas editing memes for bluedragon

by 100100100100100 February 19, 2019

mike

Ugly, hideous black haired boy that usually has a little penis. loves talking to girls for 3 days then asking them out.

Girl: guys, i think he's a mike.
Other girl: just give him a chance, he has a lamborghini!

by german horse cock September 24, 2017

Mike Tyson

The only man to solat in the fuckin' cafe which didn't allow Muslim

Yo, you saw Mike Tyson

by gush_sivam_123 July 14, 2021

Stoney Mike

Stoniest hands in the east coast #1 catcher and hockey superstar

AYO ITS STONEY MIKE

by Nick Gallant June 20, 2019

mike shrubb

a fucking dumbass. You know that kind of guy that shows up and burns shit down, literally, yeah that’s a mike shrubb.

Dude, he caught that car on fire.

Yeah, that’s what a mike shrubb does.

by rrrrehskfbs April 24, 2020