A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse
by Movas November 2, 2022
Get the Mike Jolley Complexmug. Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK
by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022
Get the hooker mikemug. A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
Get the Unfit Mikemug. by Smelly Suzie October 13, 2022
Get the national mio finn richie boris mike miles wolfhard daymug. A man who lived hard and played hard. One who left the world two of the most bad ass respectful chicks who have led their children to walk with strength, love with with their hearts and live with honor. Mighty fierce in his battles
by Freakyfetishgrl October 18, 2020
Get the Mike Garrisonmug. 
Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.
by Dudeman87 January 25, 2021
Get the mike haggertymug.