Michael Vick

aka superman
a quarterback for the falcons who is simply amazing. granted he doesnt have the greatest stats when it comes to passing but makes up for it with his running ability. falcons games are extremly exciting because of vick and skill with running the ball.

Ganstawitit Smith: did u see monday night football? Vick was a G with the ball.
Tom McTruG: I kno. Tell me why tedi bruschi tried to hold him. vick cut his ass up and jetted for a 45 yd TD.
Ganstawitit Smith: i kno i was buggin out...my eyes almost left mah sockets.

Michael Vick by prince ingus March 31, 2005

Michael Morley

One of the hotter freshman at PHU, he rolls with the football players although he does not play. That just shows how cool he is. Personally i would think he has to be dead sexy for me to be writting this.

Michael Morley is sexy and has a nice bod

Michael Morley by imlovenit November 16, 2010

michael gallagher 

a sweet boy with a kind heart and pretty eyes.

last night I went on a date with a Michael gallagher. He didn't even try to do anal!

michael gallagher by bagelsovRbitches March 31, 2015

Michael Scarn 

A character that Michael Scott(the office) made up in a fake movie he made. Was later discovered by his co-workers.

"I'm really, really sorry. I guess I was just relieved to see that Michael Scarn got his confidence back."

Michael Scarn by Tvillingarna526 December 3, 2019

michael bolton 

Derogatory term used by bicyclists or a bike shop employee referring to an office worker looking for a single speed bike or someone riding a single speed. This term is used because the rear wheel of a single speed is "bolted on", thus, Bolton. Also in reference to the movie Office Space and the character Michael Bolton. Person looking to buy a lifestyle in addition to a bicycle.

One bike shop employee to another bike shop employee, "Can you go help that Michael Bolton with the Bianchi Pista and ask him if he wants a matching messanger bag?".

michael bolton by Clayton Coffelt April 7, 2008

Michael Vick

A former NFL quarterback (with the Atlanta Falcons), who basically had it made. He was getting way overpaid and doing a horrible job being quarterback. He was a much better than most running backs, wide receivers, etc. He was later caught dog fighting, which I'm still not sure why.

Me: "Did you here that Michael Vick got busted for dog fighting?"

Key: "Fo real? That nigga had it made!"

Michael Vick by MicahelVIckisdumb February 25, 2009

Michael Jackson isn't dead 

Yup thats right

Michael Jackson isn't dead = truth

Michael Jackson isn't dead by jsiksi August 6, 2009