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Meat Head

A guy with a swollen head, or a the common jock. Also a man with no neck. The face, and chest meld together like chopmeat, there fore he is a meat head. Also a guy who works out to much, and has a disgustingly thick neck.
Kev is such a meat head.
by Virgin Of Luck June 26, 2006
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meat gazer

One who stares at a male's genitals.

Its origin may have come from the Cayman Islands from the legendary Richard Le Noir.
"Quitt" looking at my cock, you meat gazer
by Doolie May 5, 2004
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Tenderize the Meat

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.
Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.
by Aram A. February 24, 2008
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Meat Curtains

The meat curtain is often found with fur, hair or stubble - on rare occassions the nude silky smooth meat curtain can be found. The silky smooth meat curtain is more common in Brazil. Like all meat it should be cleaned before eating and best served tender moist and hot.
From a 70's Aussie Film Classic - set in Alice Springs - In the throws of passion Madge cries out 'part my meat curtains Gavin'
by CJRed October 14, 2004
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meat junction

When the tips of penii touch whilst double penetrating a girl.
Yo bitch, i'm gonna meat junction you with my boys.
by cunt-flaps November 23, 2010
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meat curious

Either you’re gay or you’re interested in exotic meats
Yeah dude I’m going out later cause I’m meat curious
Which one?
I might be into dudes
by Graaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii October 17, 2019
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Meat toss

A competition involving two men throwing their meat at a dartboard. Score is usually not counted, as winning in a competition of this manner is the same as losing.
I, the king of life, challenge he peasant to a meat toss.
by 22square miles February 7, 2019
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