March 31st

National do whatever your gf says day

Bob-hey baby
Grace- its march 31st u have to do what i say
Bob- damn

by Hdiwnd dslslln March 30, 2024

March 4th

Non-national fuck your girlfriend day

Person: babe come here
Person’s gf: Why?
Person: It’s March 4th now come here

by Gasgasgasgottasteponthegas March 2, 2024

March 31st

National Air Max 97s day be sure to wear your Nike Air Max 97s

“Aye bro you got your 97s on?”
“Yessir you know its March 31st got them on 97 day.”

by Ball muncher March 30, 2022

March 1st

Alamas birfday

Me: "Hey what's on March 1st"
Swagmaster_69: "Alamas birfday don't forget or u suck big time"

by anonymous February 21, 2021

March 27

Ding dong ditch day!

A prank in which a doorbell of a home is rung, and then the pranksters run away before the occupants of the home open the door.

“Let’s ding dong ditch Thomas’s door for fun, because it’s March 27th.”

by sophiaspseudonym March 27, 2022

march 15

the day the most precious people in the world are born. If you’re born on march 15th you have the sweetest soul in the whole wide world and whoever gets to be around you is very lucky.

girl: “my boyfriend was born on march 15” girl: “woah i’m jealous, he must be amazing”

by your mimosa September 22, 2023

March 25

The person born this day has a puppy face.

Person 1: Hey I was born March 25
Person 2: Oh wow. It makes sense why you have a puppy face then.

by Ur_mom69. December 12, 2021