You can't make this stuff up

An expression said in response to an an unbelievable fact or piece of news.

Did you hear about that burglar who called 911 after breaking through a store window because he was afraid he'd cut himself on the way out? You can't make this stuff up.

by barcos August 11, 2012

make baby jesus cry

To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.

When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...

by demonaunt April 29, 2005

Chill, make peace and have babies

To forgive or to squash a problem

guy 1: Your gay
guy 2: Your mom's gay
guy 1: I dare you to say that again
guy 3: Guys, guys, lets just chill, make peace and have babies :)

by thegirlthatkrumps December 03, 2010

daddy better make me choke

y someone you call daddy and you suck their dick

Hump me, fuck me, daddy better make me choke.

-cupcakke

by floofy_pillow March 18, 2017

no I won't make out with you

A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.

The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...

Girl: "Excuse me, do you have a pen I could borrow?"

Guy: "No I won't make out with you!"

by Dassh October 04, 2004

Make Urban Dictionary Great Again

What we need to do.

“Today, we will band together in an alliance to Make Urban Dictionary Great Again!”

by Big Ol' Boy March 18, 2019

Dude, I wanna make brownies

When someone wants to make brownies into which they have cooked their own feces in order to prank someone they have decided is no longer their friend.

Joe:Dude, I wanna make brownies.

Bob:Good idea, we'll give 'em to Carl. I'm getting sick of Carl.

by Aika March 05, 2010