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You can't make this stuff up

An expression said in response to an an unbelievable fact or piece of news.
Did you hear about that burglar who called 911 after breaking through a store window because he was afraid he'd cut himself on the way out? You can't make this stuff up.
by barcos August 11, 2012
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Chill, make peace and have babies

guy 1: Your gay
guy 2: Your mom's gay
guy 1: I dare you to say that again
guy 3: Guys, guys, lets just chill, make peace and have babies :)
by thegirlthatkrumps March 30, 2011
mugGet the Chill, make peace and have babiesmug.

make baby jesus cry

To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.
When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...
by demonaunt April 28, 2005
mugGet the make baby jesus crymug.

daddy better make me choke

y someone you call daddy and you suck their dick
Hump me, fuck me, daddy better make me choke.

-cupcakke
by floofy_pillow March 18, 2017
mugGet the daddy better make me chokemug.

no I won't make out with you

A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.

The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...
Girl: "Excuse me, do you have a pen I could borrow?"

Guy: "No I won't make out with you!"
by Dassh October 3, 2004
mugGet the no I won't make out with youmug.

Dude, I wanna make brownies

When someone wants to make brownies into which they have cooked their own feces in order to prank someone they have decided is no longer their friend.
Joe:Dude, I wanna make brownies.

Bob:Good idea, we'll give 'em to Carl. I'm getting sick of Carl.
by Aika March 4, 2010
mugGet the Dude, I wanna make browniesmug.
The physical action that can occur after listening to Grant Nelson's Housecall radio show!
Damn that track was so hot that housecall make me squirt baby
by stephenhawk July 25, 2011
mugGet the Housecall make me squirt babymug.

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