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I almost killed him

OOOH! OH! DID YOU NOW JOE ROGAN!? LOOK AT THAT! SEE!?
Hoe Rogaine "I almost killed him for saying a singer was shit! I can't even interact with Hym because I just wouldn't be able to control myself!"

Hym "Uh-Oh! I guess that means Matt Dillahunty has to be the boss of you forever! You can't maintain that you will kill certain people because you can't control yourself but that I need to be controlled and don't get rights. I guess no more guns for Joe Rogan huh? Did I kill Noah? Nope. Should have. And this just proves that you are doing this under false pretenses. So... They tried CEO... And They tried politicians.... Who will be next? Pundits? PLEEEEASE let it be pundits! Heheheh..."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
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Kill Me!

i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.
by ohshitheshere November 6, 2020
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I’m going to kill your face

When you slap someone on the nose really hard because they’re pissing you off and you say “I’m going to kill your face
Shut up or “I’m going to kill your face
by jerrysandy February 12, 2019
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Kill

Murdering someone also used as a hate word, or threating someone
(Verb)
"God I really want to kill that annoying guy."
"Shut up or I'll kill you."
by Unit_Urban March 7, 2022
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ryan kill

by Rvanxjxhhxbc May 21, 2016
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Snape-killed

Killing someone to deceive your dark over lord that you are faithful
I snape-killed Becky to trick my bitchy best friend that I

was faithful
by sophiotaurus January 17, 2018
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