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Marcus Wood

A 5ft fuckboy w/ a centimeter peter. That dates girls w/ flat asses.
Ewww... Marcus Wood is dating Lasagna Flatass.
by Nova Amped XIII June 23, 2016
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Will Wood

Will Wood (stage name) is an absolute menace of a man who resides somewhere deep in the heart of New Jersey. Wood is a man of many talents, some including singer, songwriter, performer, and standup comedian (probably). He has released four albums (two with his band Will Wood and the Tapeworms): Everything is a Lot, Self-Ish, The Normal Album, and In Case I Make It. He might have a daughter, and he doesn't his fans (i promise).
Person 1: Hey, what song are you listening to?

Person 2: My favorite song, Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, Ny by Will Wood and the Tapeworms!
by Jim Carrey from Liar Liar October 14, 2022
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Dirty Woods

The act of screaming I’m an onion Mason while nutting
Beth did a Dirty Woods on Ben
by Mc retard April 9, 2021
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Chris Woods

Chris Woods is Breanna’s daddy hes the best boyfriend ever he’s got a BIGGGG dick abs and amazingggg eyesssss I love him sm
I be screaming daddy I love youuuu Chris Woods is a whole ass snack
by @tusbdy2134739 October 10, 2018
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Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.
My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.
by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022
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Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.
If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 20, 2023
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bretton wood

Bretton wood: Now maybe I was jealous talking right outta my head but baby if I wasn't would u take back what u said~I'm still her Breton wood
by MerissamunozahaxD May 14, 2015
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