DFV Day

DFV Day is an international holiday celebrated on April 16, in honor of the humble reddit user u/DeepFuckingValue, who taught many great apes lessons in both life an investing; about doing your research, and following through with conviction. The day April 16 was chosen because it was the day u/DeepFuckingValue bought in to a grand total of 200,000 shares of GameStop, ultimately 20x his original position of 10,000 shares just months prior.

DFV Day is a day to celebrate DFV's massive balls, which he humbly, willingly, and openly shared with a massive ape population.

by ValueInvestor April 16, 2021

henry day

A cock sucking, sperm drinking son of a cunt. Likes boys and hits women. No one likes him and he has a tiny dick.

Wow! His a Henry Day

by BOBBYJOMMY December 10, 2016

Father's day

The day in which you fuck someone's dad.

Friends: "Did you celebrate Father's day?"
Me: "Ohh, yes I did."
Friends: "Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
Me: "I can't, My ass still hurts."

by Bussyboi June 17, 2018

Shit Day

A day in which we do not learn anything and spend money.

Steve told the team, "we can't afford a shit day."

by MrRipple May 4, 2014

Valentine's Day

Reminding everyone that they're alone and miserable.

Valentine's Day. Why do they have this holiday? All it's good for is making money and making single people feel horrible.

by FlareKitsune February 1, 2010

Father's Day

A day made up by card companies to sell more cards in June.

Boss: Right Card sales are low in June we need a new holiday to sell cards... We've already got Mother's Day so lets jump on the equality band wagon and make FATHER'S DAY!!!
echo chamber:Excellent idea sir.

by Jimmy the Pyromaniac April 11, 2009

bOXing Day

The day after OXmas day.

It's bOXing Day!

by JuPitEer December 1, 2009