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chocolate party hat

When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.
After a long night banging your mom in the ass, I walked away with a chocolate party hat.
by Itsmegod November 14, 2012
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Mullet hat

A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.

They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 8, 2022
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Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"
by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
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cat in the hat mug

hey cat in the hat mug, oops i meant kilogram
by lexi014201 April 13, 2021
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The Hat Man

The Hat Man is only seen after taking sufficient amounts of Benadryl. He usually stands in the corner of your room and watches you.
I can't take Benadryl anymore because I owe the hat man money.
by Pteryo November 12, 2023
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white hat

<h1>white hat</h1>
<p>A hacker employed by companies or governments in order to test their security</p>
They employed a white hat to do the job.
by 123Xminto October 7, 2017
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Ass-Hat

he is a total ass-hat
by Jeffffffffffsaio May 13, 2018
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