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fartface990’s hair

fartface990’s hair” is when your hair smells like harry styles hair
eww your hair smells likefartface990’s hair”
by Cowboyhop June 2, 2021
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keep your hair on

to request someone to stay calm and not get annoyed
The general said keep your hair on during the meeting this time
by BottomDop February 22, 2022
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Hair Covering The Eyes

My personal definition of bangs - Uriel 2017
I don't like saying the word bangs, I rather say hair covering the eyes
by Drhymen September 13, 2017
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Parking Lot Hair

Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.
Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.
by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010
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Big Boy Hair

When a boy begins puberty and starts developing hair around his face, chest, armpits and more specifically…down there near his 🍆
Mommy! I woke up and went to the bathroom to pee and I saw I have big boy hair now!
by jvincel March 15, 2023
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Combed her hair

When you get so sloshed you start hitting people with your hair because you combed it today after 2 months
Prema was so sloshed she combed her hair at the club
by The_kinngh June 9, 2018
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Short-Haired Porcupine

When a girl's hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy's face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy's stubble would ussually stratch her part.

Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.
Gah! You're like a short-haired porcupine down there. My face feels like it is being scratched by wire.
by Pronema January 23, 2011
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