When two people stick a boba straw between their assholes, and share each other's natural gases in a act of ultimate submission to one another.
"Hey bro, I'm feeling down and need someone to do a Natural Gas Pipeline with."
"Yeah man I got you, the Chitpotle I ate last night should help with that."
"Thanks man, I'm so glad we can share our gasses with each other, I love you bro."
"Yeah man I got you, the Chitpotle I ate last night should help with that."
"Thanks man, I'm so glad we can share our gasses with each other, I love you bro."
by Promouser October 27, 2025
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“Asked him why he lied once — bloke detonated a whole story about how I ‘misheard,’ ‘misread,’ and ‘misremembered.’ Straight gas bombing.”
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When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.
Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.
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