Fruiticious 

The state of seeking homosexual activity.

James was seeming mad fruiticious at the lunch table today.

Fruiticious by Cornstarch273 December 18, 2022

pan-fruit

verb; to steal or pocket. It counts if the victim of the theft knows or doesn't know. This is not the kind of theft that happens when you break into a house, but when you are at a friend's of family member's house, and you take something you like.

I really liked the square pen, so I pan-fruited it. He didn't even notice.

pan-fruit by baskt September 9, 2010

Teenybopper Fruitcake 

The act of giving a blow job with a mouth full of Skittles.

Fran was in a festive mood, so she gave Bob a Teenybopper Fruitcake.

Teenybopper Fruitcake by DebRi December 21, 2013

dirty fruitbowl 

When you tuck your balls between your legs and have to bend over and have shit on your balls..

I kept myself safe in prison with my dirty fruitbowl

dirty fruitbowl by BatmanNU August 17, 2016

Chinese Fruit Roll-Up 

When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.

Man, I went down on my girl last night and had a Chinese fruit roll-up later for dessert.

Chinese Fruit Roll-Up by MrInevitability July 14, 2017

Dragon Fruit 

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.

Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!

Dragon Fruit by The know it all from school June 16, 2018

dried fruit 

I am not.

"I appreciate when my date is a person not dried fruit."

dried fruit by the hardest I have tried April 18, 2019