Up dog

Updog” is a made-up term based on a wordplay of the colloquial expression “what’s up, dog?” that is commonly used as a practical joke. Hey, Billy updog? to elicit the question what's updog? to which the prankster typically responds with the punchline "Nothing. What’s up with you? The original Ligma

John: Hey, Billy up dog.
Billy: What's up dog?
John: Nothing. What’s up with you?

by Dabfreak October 25, 2018

dog's tuxedo

1. in reference to cat's pajamas
2. amazingly hip or cool...

Who ever thought of the phrase the cat's pajamas?
I don't know, maybe we should change it to the dog's tuxedo...

by melolly123 August 4, 2007

snog a dog

when you play drinking games with mates while out, whoeva loses as got to snog a ugly girl/boy that the rest of the group as chosen

Ash: 'you lost go snog a dog'
carl: 'which one?'
Ash: 'the one with the ginger hair & bulldog face'
carl: 'please god no!'

by quagmirerichards December 9, 2008

dog wanker

Slang term for the most boring person you could ever meet. A Dog Wanker has a tendency to try and hold a conversation with you, despite the fact you show no interest in what he has to say. A Dog Wanker will never take the hint!

"I f**king hate that guy, he's a real dog wanker."

by Irish84 October 28, 2005

put a dog in it

To imply to a male/female to open a dog walking service in their vagina, and/or anus. Usually used describe a slutty person.

Hey, Sarah, Why don't you put a dog in it!

by Jeremy & Adam April 21, 2007

fuck a dog

Just like it says on here. This is a category in beastiality involving sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being. This can also be applied to sick, dirty humor. See below....

i.....wanna fuck a dog in the ass....i wanna fuck a dog in the ass...i wanna fuck a dog......i tried to fuck your mom in the ass...tried to fuck your dad in the ass...could only find the dog....and his ass...we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog....i wanna fuck a pirate in the ass..argh me and me first mate you scurvy kerr...i wanna fuck a fuckin pirate but i found the dog....that was no dog that was thy own sister. -Jonathon Hasselmann; 12/20/2003

by Suck My Dick May 13, 2005

God dog

A by word that is used as an expression of astonishment etc. and is offensive to bible thumpers and is often used because dog is God spelled backward.

God dog I didn't think he would do it!

by The Fury 13 January 13, 2011