Christian Russell

The art of getting no bitches/pussy and/or being a valorant sweat who doesn't play with certain people because of rank

He is being just a Christian Russell he won't play valorant with us

by JaCKsonISCOOLIO February 28, 2022

Brady and Christian

The freakiest boys you will ever meet. Brady= submissive, Christian= dominant (but like to switch). The are the strongest, most hot boys you will ever meet and you will instantly be aroused being in their presence. Beware of this duo. And I repeat..... do not go on a two man unless you want to be fucking destroyed.

Ellie- Yo Brady and Christian are playing tonight
Their last two man- Beware... of... the... wap...

by glittersparksalltheway101 November 7, 2025

christian funk

A retarded dyke monkey boy

"Christian Funk is my bestfriend <33"

by fortnitekingun November 28, 2023

fideles christian school

send help! 💗🤣🎀
we have a conspiracy theorist as a main representative for our school and piles of cat liter in the classes when we have floods. also mrs gregory has a dick unfortunately‼️🫵

fideles christian school has a multi-genitaled teacher.

by underwingtalkative February 11, 2024

Christian

A unique looking fellow.

Look, it's Christian, he's so fucking ugly

Hey! you're not allowed to say that, say he's unique looking.

My bad

by mrdough February 7, 2022

Christian

A person that should stop being mean to the Ford and praising his lord, a civic

Christian bought a new Civic-150, in Alabama

by Howie Itzer September 30, 2020

Christian

He is the best friend that anyone could wish for. He is always there’s for u. If he ever needs help go and be here for him. He is always good to be next to. He will make you laugh even if ur sad. He’ll try to cheer u up. And that’s why u love him

Damn Christian why are you doing that

by SHC ROSIE November 15, 2020