by bitchasswhore6969 June 2, 2020
Get the christian mug.A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian
Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020
Get the Bleacher Christian mug.Christian is a very strong person. Super stubborn. Always thinks he is right. Hates when you hang up on him will easily block you and pretend he doesn’t care when he really does.
Will treat a girl like a princess - thinks he is Prince Charming. Christian is the type of guy that knows every word to a Disney song, but can fight a guy.
Will treat a girl like a princess - thinks he is Prince Charming. Christian is the type of guy that knows every word to a Disney song, but can fight a guy.
Christian is so hot he will show people he is a bad ass, but really he’s a baby that just wants to be cuddled.
by chicken_cow_chicken June 21, 2020
Get the Christian mug.Christian is caring to people he likes if ur mean then he will hate you especially if it’s to his homies or his girl. He loves people and doesn’t mind showing it, when he’s passionate abt someone he will tell them every day. And to his girl he will love you he will dance with u he will hug you he will tell you he cares abt u. And he’s hot so if ur his girlfriend be ready to be hearing a lot of people telling you ur lucky and he will show you off, hype you up but he does get jealous easily, it’s only cuz he want you to be his and want to be yours so you should find it at least a little cute, he is great even if ur just friends then he’s loyal and funny and will make fun of you if ur annoying him but he can also be annoying which sometimes just makes him more adorable
Christian: hey you look so pretty today
His gurl*in her head” oh my god he’s so cute, I mean look at those eyes, and those freckles, ugh and those dimples🤤
His gf blushes*- thanks babe
His gurl*in her head” oh my god he’s so cute, I mean look at those eyes, and those freckles, ugh and those dimples🤤
His gf blushes*- thanks babe
by Babe_🤤 July 18, 2020
Get the Christian mug.A word the little Christian bitch ass Karen uses at a skate park full of young adults, when she’s pretending that she has a diploma in englishing, and hears one of them say frick
Teenager: man sick FLIP
Karen: did you just say FLIP, this is a skatepark full of children (she means 17yr olds) ChRisTiAniSm
Karen: did you just say FLIP, this is a skatepark full of children (she means 17yr olds) ChRisTiAniSm
by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020
Get the ChRisTiAniSm mug.A word the little Christian bitch ass Karen uses at a skate park full of young adults, when she’s pretending that she has a diploma in englishing, and hears one of them say frick
Teenager: man sick FLIP
Karen: did you just say FLIP, this is a skatepark full of children (she means 17yr olds) ChRisTiAniSm
Karen: did you just say FLIP, this is a skatepark full of children (she means 17yr olds) ChRisTiAniSm
by Dickmynarybitches August 12, 2020
Get the ChRisTiAniSm mug.If you meet a guy named "Christian" then you are the luckiest person alive. Christian will show you how special you are if you cant already see. If you have a guy named Christian in your life you need to never, ever let him go even tho he is very dominant. And if you know people that don't like him then they don't deserve him. And if your reading this and you know someone named Christian tell them you love them.
by anonymous September 6, 2020
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