by 3651 May 29, 2024
Get the Super Crushmug. When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."
*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*
"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016
Get the Crushed the Eggsmug. by WaterPeople November 15, 2019
Get the Orange Crushmug. London: Hey Jayden *kisses*
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(
Jayden: What was that for?!?
London: It’s national kiss your crush day!
Jayden: Oh then where is savannah, I need to give her a kiss!
London: oh.. okay ;(
by Simpinghuman October 17, 2020
Get the Kiss your crush daymug. when a lesbian has a “crush but not really” on a man, often a celebrity.
or, alternatively, when a straight man has a “crush but not really” on another man, often a celebrity
or, alternatively, when a straight man has a “crush but not really” on another man, often a celebrity
“I’m totally man crushing on Pedro Pascal”
“I thought you only liked girls?”
“pedro pascal transcends both gay and straight.”
“I thought you only liked girls?”
“pedro pascal transcends both gay and straight.”
by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025
Get the man crushmug. by JVDAGOD June 28, 2019
Get the Female Crush Fridaymug. Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.
or
Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.
or
Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.
"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.
or
"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.
or
"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.
by ChefDinger September 11, 2011
Get the Crushes My Smokesmug.