ironing your cookie

A euphamism for "gettin' your groove on". This can mean either on your own..or with a friend ;).

"Chou is ironing her cookie."

by theluggage October 18, 2004

Fatty Fortune Cookie

When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.

Man, what happened to Bertha's eye last night?

I heard Dave gave her a Fatty Fortune Cookie.

by Magooru November 5, 2010

steal your cookies

To take one's virginity. Can also be used contextually to refer to humiliating or owning someone.

"Hey man, I heard you stole Stacy's cookies."

"A true gentleman doesn't kiss and tell."

"Brendan used to brag about how good he is at basketball, untill Derek came and stole his cookies."

"When the Denver Broncos had Peyton, they used to come to KC and steal our cookies. But now that the Chiefs have Mahomes, the shoe is on the other foot."

"You can't beat me cause I'm the best."
"Oh yeah? We'll see about that after I steal your cookies."

by Zootsuitr June 14, 2023

Cookies and cream smoothie

When you're getting pegged by a girl but you shit and cum at the same time.

Bro me and Jessica had a crazy night yesterday. We even had a cookies and cream smoothie.

by S.A alpha January 2, 2021

Frosted Her Cookie

When you ejaculate on the outer section of a women's vaginal (the cookie) area so you hopefully won't get her pregnant

Me: Mike, why was Sarah so scared this morning she texted me 12 times asking for you

Mike: I Frosted her cookie last night and now she is worried that she might be pregnant!

by BigChungus0321 January 1, 2020

Cookie-cutter-lesbian

Cookie-cutter-lesbian is a lesbian who is completely un-orginal aka fannel and attitude towards women. For some reason the cookie-cutter-lesbian gets the most pussy. A reason that puzzles us normal cat loving lesbians. They also walk with their pussys 5 ft out in front of them. Their head enters the door 5 minutes after their torso.

Carrie Black is a perfect example of a cookie-cutter-lesbian.

by Channel0818 October 20, 2014

Creaming your cookies

A spin off the words "cookies and cream" it's to express when someone is fucking WINNING at a game or match. You are creaming their cookies. And it's sweet and delicious - like cookies and cream ice cream.

"I'm creaming your cookies!"

"Jesus that team is getting their cookies creamed."

"You're challenging me? Sounds like someone needs to get their cookies creamed."

by CornHustler March 12, 2023