Car boot sale

When someone crashes their car, usually involves rolling it, and all the contents fly out of the now broken windows, usually leaving a trail of destruction and obsolete car parts.

Man 1 pointing down a hill "Dude, check that car boot sale out! Bet that hurt!!"

Man 2 "And I bet I know exactly how much all that is going to cost me ... free! Grab a bin bag!"

Man 1 "Awesome! Check it out, a slightly scratched copy of limp bizkit's greatest hits! Win!! Oh, and an arm..."

by Smeggles182 June 11, 2010

Detroit car battery

Wiring your ball sack up to a scalextric track.

"Who wants to give me a Detroit car battery, I'll let you go first ahhhhhh"

by yessahh August 20, 2008

12 second car

a very slow car's 1/4 mile time

the skyline is a 12 second car

by dude April 7, 2003

car-rape

When a rapist waits in a car parked in a dark parking lot. So when the driver enters the car they gets a raped.

My dome light is dead. I need to get that fixed, cause I'm always afraid of getting car-raped after work.

by rTHEb February 17, 2010

Car Fetish

A disgusting way to live life, but you know what they say! Try everything once!

I have a car fetish, and i'm a disgusting piece of lovely gobshite!

by ssllaft July 19, 2016

Car accidents

Good news if the person is a whore who fucked a retard instead of you.

Car accidents are ALMOST always tragic. Sometimes it's just a whore that fucked a retard instead of you.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

tboned by a smart car

1. to be crashed into by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. a sexual reference
3. a common visualisation when employing "the secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St on Thursday night on my way to dinner with some snitch"
2. "I tboned her like a smart car all night long"
3. "She was using 'The Secret' to visualise a car park but I was using it to visualise tboning her like a smart car. The thought, livin."

by bad luck brunette July 21, 2009