Vader Boner

An erection caused by the sheer awesomeness of Darth Vader.

I just watched Rogue One and let me tell you... That last scene in the Rebel ship gave me a total Vader Boner.

by Lance DangerTits December 30, 2016

aggro boner

When a man gets a boner due to something hot that he cannot take action on

I was hanging out with my friend sally the other day and when she bent over to grab something I got an aggro boner.

by Dickbuttfucktruck August 16, 2017

Revolution Boner

- When a person gets excited, or gets a "Revolution Boner" after watching a documentary or propaganda for a specific cause.

That Anonymous video gave me a Revolution Boner! Lets go overthrow some tyrant governments!

by Kfz August 18, 2013

Siren boner

n.
i) a phenomenon among male firefighters who grow tumescent upon hearing the sirens of fire trucks, ambulances and police cars
ii) a first responder who sexually fetishes their job

Fire chief: How's the new academy class?
Captain: A few of them seem sharp, but it's full of siren boners for the most part.

by Slugger McGriddle June 27, 2019

turd boner

When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt

Oh no I got a turd boner

by No no god please no nooooooooo February 23, 2018

Meaty Boner

A delicious doggy treat for bitches of any sex.

Bitches from around the world would love as their owner, because I always come home and give them Meaty Boner!

by TheTrueOger68! January 2, 2021

Personality Boner

When someone is a total dick, yet somehow others find that attractive.

"I don't get it, Claude is such a dick, but the ladies love him!"
"He's got a giant personality boner man, they eat it up."

by Eekmin February 13, 2014