Guitar boner

To see or hear a guitar and get a boner (if the guitarist is male it is not gay)

Shit man I get a huge guitar boner every time I hear that song

by Saxthot January 26, 2018

Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.

Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!

by Kalvinater January 15, 2019

midnight boner

Being tired and as a consequence horny and attracted to someone only because its late and your tired.

sam: dude i totally have a midnight boner for sara
vince: dude what she is not your type and you got a girlfriend anyway
sam: i think im just tired man, but she looks smokin

by NMFTB January 22, 2014

boner toes

When your toes are have an erection so you can put on your shoes.

This morning i had boner toes

by Brooklyn mann May 1, 2018

Rona Boner

When you get Covid after fucking someone who was positive to Covid when you fucked them.

1: “The guy I fucked last week had Covid and now I have Covid”
2: “Ahh, you got the Rona Boner. Was it worth it?”
1: “The D was totally worth getting the ‘rona for”.

by Yaki_Nori June 30, 2022

Daniel Boner

a sad kid at a melbourne school and is a valorant kid

Girl: hey daniel Boner, why is there a noose around your head?

by Sexosu November 16, 2022

Anti-Boner

When something makes you wince so hard your penis and testicles proceed to retract into your body.

The word boner gives me an anti-boner.

by metapossum June 3, 2017