Bunson Boner

When a woman puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to give mouthy happy time to your gentleman sausage.

Person 1: how did the date with Luna go?

Person 2: it was going well until she gave me a Bunson Boner.

Person 1: oh god
Person 2: yeah I'm not seeing her again...

by MrJamalxD May 22, 2014

Spacey-boner

That chub you get when you start watching House of Cards.

"Hey did you watch the new season of House of Cards?"
" Yeah I got a raging Spacey-boner. "

by BillyBobSmith May 26, 2014

Boner dance

When a guy gets a boner and tries to casually adjust it without catching anyone's attention.

Mike and I were cuddling and he totally did the boner dance.

by Sonofabean May 30, 2014

Turf Boner

Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.

John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Boner Bypass

When one tries to pass by but is made difficult because of a potruding boner.

James attempted a boner bypass when he tried to pass by Sabrina with his raging hard on.

James: Can I get by?
Sabrina: Not enough room with that boner!
*Boing*
James: Got through!
Sabrina: Nice boner bypass.

by Isabel Bridge September 20, 2014

Boner sisters

A group of girls who had sex with the same guy.

"- Did you hear that Vanessa banged your ex?"
"- Yeah, I guess we're boner sisters now."

by Sadik Arno December 21, 2014

Cheese boner

A penis with a yeast infection

I wouldn't have sex with him, he has a cheese boner.

by StellaPhez November 24, 2013