Grundel Baby

The creation of a beautiful new baby by porking a girl in the toot shoot and accidentally breaking through the perianum while busting a nut. Thus the term Grundel Baby.

While I tried to park my H2 in the back of her single car garage, I slipped and busted a Grundel Baby maker move. She was upset.

by john gruber September 22, 2006

obama baby

a child conceived after obama's win in the general election under the guise of "celebratory sex". most likely an illegitimate child.

person1: hey, did you know tammy is pregnant again?

person2: really? i didn't know her and tyrone got back together.

person1: oh, they didn't. this one is jose's.

person2: hmmm. i thought i saw a different car parked in front of her mom's house.

person1: car? jose drives a truck. that car must be jared's, her current boyfriend.

person2: oh, i see. looks like we should probably get back to work so we can support her obama baby.

person1: yeah. poor kid... he doesn't stand a chance.

by mr. armageddon January 21, 2009

Baby Yoda

Millennial slang for a wrinkled micropenis

Peter hooked up with Jimmy and discovered a Baby Yoda in his trousers.

by lilpeacock2124 December 27, 2019

Baby Bottles

A girls' boobs

Look at that girls' huge baby bottles.

by baby bottle owners August 11, 2009

Baby weight

The excess weight a women continues to carry after giving birth.

"Rich your mum looks well fat!"

"Yeah its her baby weight"

"She had my kid 2 years ago! Tell that bitch to get down the gym"

by Ste Crayston November 29, 2006

moon-baby

any person that practices religion (particularly wiccan) in the night

the girl was a total moon-baby, practicing magic at midnight every full moon-

by megalo-maniacle May 12, 2009

Tar Baby

A sticky mess. Something unable to get away from.Alternate: Similar to a Catch-22. Damned if you do and damned if you dont. A mistaken notion or misunderstanding that immediately produces indignation.

Talking about un-wed teen pregnancy is a real tar baby

by jaatee August 7, 2006