bald asshole

A hairless asshole
That twink has a perfectly bald asshole
by PinkTater May 18, 2022
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gentle asshole

an asshole that is gentle
May I have a piece of that gentle asshole of yours? thanks !
by gentleasshole March 21, 2018
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Asshole Tax

An uppercut only mastered by the dunk.
He used an Asshole Tax to break his jaw.
by meatbeans February 18, 2021
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pickled asshole

someone with a sour face.
nancy is a pickled asshole and old as dirt
by son a May 28, 2021
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Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.
Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys
by Merkp May 20, 2018
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Smashed Assholes

an asshole thats been fucked by 8 dicks at one time and its all prolapsed and shit
I feel like a bag of smashed assholes
by Silverray76 December 04, 2022
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Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.
Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes
by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018
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