Asshole

An abrasive personality like sandpaper.

Everybody can see why that asshole was always single, whether it was at 22 or any other age. Nobody was shocked by that.

by The Original Agahnim September 27, 2021

asshole snorkeling

When you explore the caverns and recesses of your colon to remove debris, possibly with a douchebag, but not necessarily.

I had to go asshole snorkeling because I took too much acetominophen and a multivitamin that made staff ask me if I was constipated yet or not, at the ward.

by Moss the Boss visiblydistorted July 16, 2020

asshole

An Asshole is a person who habitually offends, is rude to, or is demeaning of others and thinks that there is nothing wrong with their actions. Assholes believe they and their needs and desires are more important than others and therefore they rationalize that they are fully justified in whatever they do or say. As a result, an Asshole believes that if there is any real problem then it resides on the part of their victims rather than being something of their own creation. As a group, Assholes comprise a large subset of Narcissists. But while all Narcissists are indeed Assholes, not all Assholes are Narcissists. Their motto might be: “Being an Asshole means never having to say you’re sorry.”

My Doctor acts as like a real asshole when he treats my medical issues as no big deal.

by DaveTheNerd September 14, 2017

pop-up asshole

A person who, in a public place, suddenly shows up and is an asshole

I was waiting on the platform when all of sudden, this old fuck who I don't even know glared at me and called me a "piece of shit." May an agonizingly slow death befall that pop-up asshole.

by Rudee July 25, 2018

asshole

Someone who treats people like shit.

My Primary school headteacher was a complete asshole.

by I Am A Fucking Legend September 1, 2016

Asshole

a butt hole. Could also be a horrible or spiteful person.

that absolute asshole.

Can i put my finger in that asshole?

by boobie_lover_dick_lovercummmm April 3, 2021

Asshole Check

Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.

"Johnny threatened kill someone thus he was asshole checked by the FBI."

by Victor Medvil May 15, 2022